Many years ago, Travis was a regular dude working a craptastic regular job at a local retail chain. He stocked things like toilet paper and cases of water. He dreamed of one day working as a network security analyst. Come on... a network security analyst, how much more lame can you get, right? Well one day, things changed and Travis bet all his chips on a pair of twos.

Since then Travis has been enjoying success in living life to its fullest! You might know Travis personally, you might know Travis from an off the wall advertising campaign, you might have met him traveling abroad, or you might have seen him on a TV series. Whichever it may be, you've ended up here and are obviously curious as to who he is and how he got to be where he is now.

Travis currently operates a Seattle based production company, is part of the Discovery channel's Deadliest Catch series, builds retro honda bikes, is an active investor, a globe trotter, and is active in a huge laundry list of other activities.

Staying dynamic in thought and action allow Travis to explore life's challenges and wonders!

The Travis FAQ

How old are you? :
I was born in 1983, yay for late 80's early 90's pop culture!
Where do you live? :
In one of the most awesome areas ever! Seattle!
Why didn't you reply to my email? :
As bum-like as I am, I'm still a generally busy guy. A lot of times I'm not around to check my email for weeks, then when I do, I have five different websites to monitor. I assure you I read every one, but sometimes I just can't reply. Sorry :(
I think you're a jerk, how can I tell you? :
No worries! If you want to tell me how badly you want to see me be brutally executed, I have a form for that! Open up the "Books & Stories" tab then click on "Death Threats" then click "send threat"! It's that easy!
Are you for real? :
Yes, infact I am! The zany life of Travis Arket is yours to experience!

1. Travis is a certified PADI SCUBA diver.
2. Travis has been to Area51 (groom lake).
3. Travis worked "the worlds deadliest job" for 4 1/2 years.
4. Travis has travelled through over 35 different countries and only 30 states
5. Travis can program in over 6 different computer languages.
6. Travis wrote a book on the female sexual psyche.
7. Travis is a pirate and an investor.
8. Travis is a 'weekend' mechanic.
9. Travis enjoyed a big mac under the leaning tower of Pisa.
10. Travis has logged flight hours.
11. Travis ran with the bulls during the 2006 San Fermin festival.
12. Travis navigated the Croatian coast line with a single compass while at sea for a 5 days.
13. Travis met Tera Patrick on a nightly outing.
14. Travis races cars.
15. Travis WILL beat you at counterstrike.
16. Travis was at Normandy beach on the 60th anniversary of D-Day.
17. Travis is an avid paintballer.
18. Travis went vampire hunting in Transylvania, Romania.
19. Travis studied herpetology (reptiles, amphibians) for over 7 years.
20. Travis has been permanently kicked off his middle school's property.
21. Travis has traveled through the Bering sea and through the complete Aleutian islands chain.
22. Travis spent his 21st birthday drunk on the French Riviera.
23. Travis woke up the day after his 21st birthday, on a riviera beach, 2 miles from his condo and missing 15 euro cents.
24. Travis has been shuffled away from the popes front door by Swiss guards.
25. Travis has ridden the worlds fastest elevator.
26. Travis holds an A+ Certification and an Associate Degree in computer network administration.
27. Travis has over 8 years of industry experience in network architecture and computer science.
28. Travis has been in county jail.
29. Travis has parasailed over the seattle skyline.
30. Travis cruised the Las Vegas strip on a 49cc scooter, and picked up girls.
31. Travis once woke up inside a room full of naked girls in Interlocken, Switzerland.
32. Travis has been to the Cannes Film Festival.
33. Travis lost his virginity to a fat chick he met over the internet.
34. Travis always has a new, fresh pair of velcro shoes.
35. Travis knows the entire dance to Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby.
36. Travis has created and run more than 30 websites, and he hates html.
37. Travis is a part-time console/computer video game consultant for microsoft.
38. Travis has made many people cry.
39. Travis traveled all the way to Sweden for the soul purpose to buy REAL Swedish fish candies.
40. Travis owns a shiny metallic gold suit and a shiny green thong.
41. Travis can't waterski.
42. Travis is a high school drop out.
43. Travis is not registered to vote.
44. Travis's name in spanish class was Rico Suave, Travis failed that class.
45. Travis has been in the center of a few large riots across the world.
46. Travis was violently attacked by his drama teacher in the 9th grade.
47. Travis won a dancing contest on october 30th 2000 and on new years of 2001.
48. Travis (with Jay) swam with sharks completely alone 5 miles off the coast of Belize.
49. Travis was in a short lived back yard wrestling federation.
50. Travis has been deported from Canada.

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